~Experience~

Patronage‍ ‍Etiquette

~Full Surreal Rates~

All rates are for time and companionship only.

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Additional Offerings

Extended Dates

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Picture yourself being pampered by two sexy babes~👯‍♀️

Whether you crave the thrill of kinky double trouble, or the bliss of a four-hand massage, being spoiled by both of us is something you'll feel long after our escapade…

I know several trusted friends (cis+trans) I'd love to invite over for some group fun. Just ask! Or if you have a companion in mind you vibe with, I'm happy to collaborate.

Please inquire about duo rates with 48+ hours ahead so we can all align our schedules.

[Friends page on my website coming soon!]

Duos

~Etiquette~

Everything you need to know before booking is below:

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  • I'm available most days, between 10am-11pm CT.

    24+ hours advance notice is always preferred. Same-day requests are welcome, but not always guaranteed.

    Bookings with less than 24 hours notice require a 50% non-refundable deposit of your total donation. Bookings with less than 4 hours notice also include an additional $100 rush fee.

    Wednesdays are reserved for family D&D time. I may accept Wednesday bookings when given 7 days notice and 50% deposit.

    If you’re curious about my availability on any future date, just ask.

  • Booking via email is preferred:

    Bookings@WhimsySurreal.com

    Please no explicit language. Feel free to mention kinks by name, and I'll let you know if we’re a good fit.

    I use Signal for encrypted mobile messaging: @Surreal4Real.74 ~ I'll need your name, age, and phone number in your first message to reply.

    You’ll hear from me within 24 hours. Please allow adequate time, as I'm fully independent so I respond to every message personally.

    If you haven't heard back after 72 hours, just poke me again :3

  • Screening is required for all new clients. No exceptions.

    I see people of all races, religions, sexualities, and genders.

    I offer three screening options, whichever works best for you:

    Option A: Send 2 photos of your government-issued ID:

    Photo #1: Front of your ID. You may block out anything except your name, birth date, and photo.

    Photo #2: A selfie holding your ID near your face.

    Option B: Share your active LinkedIn profile with face pic and 200+ connections, or company website with employment ID.

    Option C: Active TER or P411 members may send 2+ references from independent providers seen in the last 6 months. Include email addresses, website, and ad links for each. I do not accept agencies.

    P411 members may alternatively verify with 2+ "okays" received in the last 6 months.

  • Your patronage is for my lawful entertainment and companionship only.

    Cash is preferred. Please have your donation ready in an unsealed envelope. When you arrive, you may hand the envelope to me or place it on the table, then briefly excuse yourself to the restroom.

    If I'm visiting you, leave it on the bathroom counter prior to my arrival.

    For public meetings, tuck it discreetly inside a book, greeting card, or gift bag.

    For electronic transfers, use only the "❤️" emoji in all notes and memos.

  • For most Twin Cities metro bookings, a deposit usually isn't required.

    With that said, I will require a 50% deposit for the following:

    • Less than 24 hours notice

    • 2+ hours session durations

    • Wednesdays with 7 days notice

    • Rescheduling after a previous cancellation

    • Tours and travel arrangements

    I accept deposits via payment app, gift card, or BTC. For electronic transfers, use only the "❤️" emoji in all notes and memos.

Getting Started

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  • My studio is in Uptown Minneapolis, which is 15 minutes south of downtown and 20 minutes from MSP Airport. Incall visits add $50/hr to your session total.

    Outcalls are available for 4-5 star hotels and private residences within the Twin Cities Metro.

    If you prefer meeting somewhere neutral, or outside Minneapolis, I'm happy to host at a hotel for an additional $200, plus a 50% deposit to secure a space. The $50/hr incall fee does not apply to hotel visits.

  • For outcalls: our session time begins when I'm settled at your location.

    For incalls: our session begins as scheduled.

    Please arrive no earlier than 5 minutes before your appointment, as I need that time to prepare myself for our time together. Once you’re parked, text me and wait nearby until I let you know I'm ready.

    If you’re running late let me know your ETA as soon as you can:

    • 5 minutes late → No worries

    • 10 minutes late → Our session may be shortened accordingly

    • 15+ minutes late → Our session ends at that point, and my full session fee is due within 24 hours

    Social outings also count toward our session time.

    Want to linger a bit longer? I'm happy to extend our time if my schedule allows. In-date extensions are $350/hour for outcall, or $400/hour for incall. Please take care of your donation before we continue.

  • Drive Me To You (DMTY)

    The first hour of round-trip driving is free. After that, additional driving time beyond 20 miles from my place is $100/hr, calculated round-trip based on estimated routes.

    • 2-hour minimum booking required for round-trips under 4 hours.

    • 4-hour minimum booking required for round-trips over 4 hours, plus $200 hotel fee.

    Driving fees are added to your session total, with 50% deposit due upfront.

    Fly Me To You (FMTY)

    • 4-hour minimum booking required, with 72+ hours advance notice.

    • An additional $1,500 travel fee will cover flights and lodging. For FMTY arrangements over 24 hours, additional lodging costs may apply.

    • I require a 50% deposit of your total (session rate + travel fee) due upfront before I book anything. You’ll receive my full travel itinerary within 48 hours of your deposit clearing.

    • You cover all meals, activities, and ground transport during our date.

    • Once flights or lodging are booked, that portion of your deposit is non-refundable.

  • I always present myself clean and fresh for you, and appreciate the same effort in return.

    If you're coming straight from work and can't shower beforehand, you're welcome to hop in mine. Just keep the bathroom door closed while you're in there.

  • Outfit requests must be made with 24+ hours notice. I keep my daily appearance low-key, but if you need extra discretion then I’m happy to cover my tattoos, swap piercings, or keep makeup at a minimal.

    Feel free to bring anything "risque" for me to try on behind closed doors. You’re also welcome to send me a gift via wishlist, and when it arrives then I’ll most certainly be wearing it for our date~♥️

Meeting Me

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Boundaries & Expectations

  • If you need to cancel or reschedule, just let me know as soon as you can.

    For genuine emergencies, I'll consider exceptions case-by-case. Depending on your situation, I may ask for proof in good faith.

    If you need to cancel:

    48+ hours in advance → No fee; full deposit refunded

    24 to 48 hours → 25% fee; half your deposit refunded

    12 to 24 hours → 50% fee; deposit forfeited

    Under 12 hours, or no-show → 100% fee; deposit forfeited, and remaining session balance due within 24 hours

    If no deposit was collected, the same fee percentages apply to the full session total.

    If you need to shorten your session after booking, the same notice tiers apply. A percentage fee applies to the difference between your original and new session length.

    For FMTY bookings, notice deadlines shift by 24 hours (48+ becomes 72+, 24-48 becomes 48-72, and so on).

    After a late cancellation, a 50% deposit may be required to reschedule your next booking.

    If cancellations become a pattern or you disappear without notice, I reserve the right to decline future bookings.

    On the rare occasion that I may need to cancel our session, you'll have the choice between a full refund or holding your deposit toward a future date.

  • All screening information is kept confidential and deleted no later than a week after our session. If we haven't seen each other in a while and you're looking to book me again, I may ask you to reverify.

    During our session, if we cross paths with someone you know, I'll remain descreet, let you guide the conversation, and quietly slip away.

    Outside our arrangements, if we happen to cross paths in public, I won't acknowledge or approach you. I also won't follow your social media unless you follow me first.

    I'm also open to discussing mutual NDAs with you.

  • Knowing that I'm safe allows me fully be myself with you.

    For social outings, if I need to show my ID somewhere (bar, casino, wherever), please look away for my privacy.

    When I'm coming to your space, turn off all cameras or recording devices inside before I arrive, smart glasses included. I may scan the room in your presence.

    If I’m feeling unsafe with you (aggressive behavior, boundary-pushing, inviting anyone we never agreed on), I'll have to leave and end our session immediately with no refund.

    If I find you recording me or going through my personal belongings without consent, I reserve the right to share any relevant info with other providers so they can protect themselves.

  • You may use me as a reference twice within 6 months of our session. After that, a wishlist gesture equivalent to $100 or more per additional request is appreciated.

  • My TER reviews are linked in the footer so you may verify I’m legit before booking. With that said, our time together is meant to be genuine. Not a performance.

    No reviews without permission. If you'd ever like to write a review, please ask me first. Otherwise, what we share stays between us.